Haunted: The Rotten Route

October 26th – 29th only. Tickets are very limited.

Dive into the Arcane this Halloween weekend. Three unbelievable locations with captivating performances at each.

Features both the Ghost Train and dozens of performers from Theatre Bizarre.

Groups depart every 30 minutes with limited capacity. Starts at 7:00PM, ends at 1:00AM.

Tickets are $64.99, Group discounts available for 10+.


 

Description

Three Exclusive Locations. World-Class Performers. No Map.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime voyage that aspires to be nothing less than transcendence promises resplendent venues and extraordinary performances.

Lovers of Theatre Bizarre, Rejoice!

This year is truly unlike any other: our dear friends at Theatre Bizarre – the absolute best and most beloved Halloween extravaganza by normies and outcasts alike – has bestowed upon us the most frightful assistance in constructing a labyrinth of earthly and unearthly delights during their temporary hiatus. Rumors have been swirling that a certain Ghost Train shall emerge from the Temple of the Fool and offer rides into the darkness!

Breathtaking Performances Hiding Around Every Corner

Fire spinners dance at the edge of reality, mystics whisper secrets veiled since the dawn of time, and burlesque artists captivate with a sensuality that could tempt even a hallowed saint.

LOCATION 1: WORSHIP

A formerly sacred temple of worship rendered a profane house of burlesque abundance. A lone stage exists to captivate an ensnarl all comers in a swirl of delight, opposite a glorious bar complete with elixirs potent and passive.

LOCATION 2: FALTER

Before you looms a 3-story palace pulsing with energy. Each tier takes you both physically and metaphorically higher through an inexplicable journey within. Mystic seers and twirling deities vie for your attention and your allegiance. There is no escape for you now, only progress.

LOCATION 3: SPIRAL

You emerge from the vehicle, delirious as you are delighted from your two previous encounters. A massive form hovers above you like the belly of an upturned whale. Trembling as you are, you enter the mass to find yourself not just devoured by a great beast, but also inducted into a hurricane of life and the roar of fire. You know not where you are, but you know resolutely that you are at peace.

BEWARE, THE GHOST TRAIN COMES!

An eerie horn peels through the thickening fog, and echoes off the canyons of Detroit’s city streets. A single light far in the distance grows closer and closer, dancing like a Will-O-The-Wisp. You almost lose track of it, but suddenly it is upon you! The Theatre Bizarre Ghost Train has appeared once more! Erupting from the bowels of the Temple of the Fool, and driven by a spectral engineer, the Ghost Train is a legendary part of the city’s most iconic Halloween party! Catch it roaming the streets of Detroit, only on the Rotten Route!

Specifics:

Our chariots of mystery depart from the Checker Bar in the heart of Downtown Detroit. Time slots for your initial departure into the abyss range from 7:00PM to 10:00PM on the half hour. Your chosen slot of embarkation can be selected at the time of checkout. Should the fates demand a change, contact our earthly representatives up to two days prior at [email protected] or call the mystical digits 313-444-2871.

A Note on the Voyage’s Design:

Once set in motion, our buses proceed in a one-way pilgrimage to the trinity of undisclosed locations. You may linger in any sanctuary as long you see fit. However, re-boarding the vessel means you advance only forward in this particular odyssey. Should we find the venues reaching their earthly capacity, earlier groups may be gently ushered to continue forth.

Upon the journey’s conclusion, all wandering souls will be returned to the Checker Bar from whence they came. Take heed: The final steed bound for the default world departs the last location at 1:00AM. Choose your adventures wisely.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Who Is This For?

This event is crafted for the relentlessly curious and mystically adventurous individual. If you appreciate the allure of the unknown, this evening is tailored to your sensibilities.

Is this a bar crawl?

Nay! Consider this one massive, spectacular performance split across three distinctly different realms with our buses ferrying you safely between. Libations both hard and light will be available at all three stops, but alcoholic purchases are not required.

Is this a “haunted house” scary thing?

Also Nay! This is nothing like a haunted house or haunted attraction. No jump scares. Just the terror and  delight of the interior of your soul, which can be far scarier than any mortal risk.

Are train rides included?

Yes. As many as you like.

Costume Mandate:

To fully immerse in the evening’s allure, your most intriguing masquerade or thematic attire is not merely suggested—it’s obligatory. Take this chance to transform, if only for a night, and contribute to the event’s compelling mystique.

Libations Allowed?

Yes. This is a sojourn for those aged 21 and over. As for your elixirs, all drinks must be purchased inside the bars and kept there. Coolers, drinks, and otherwise are not allowed on the bus. Transferring open containers between bus and venue is forbidden—blame not us, but the mortal laws.

Missed the Bus? Late Arrival?

Time, like our journey into the unknown, waits for no one. If you miss your scheduled pickup time, we may be able to fit you on the next bus if there is room. But understand, the bus will not linger for tardy souls. We have an eerie schedule to maintain.

Substitute Passengers?

Should you find yourself unable to confront the abyss, another may take your place. Simply inform us via [email protected], and the necessary arcane adjustments will be made to your ticket.

Day-Of Tickets?

Alas, no on-site ticket purchases will be entertained. Seats are coveted and limited. Book your passage online to secure your spot in this phantasmagorical odyssey.

The Alchemy of Refunds

Life’s earthly obligations sometimes restrain us from venturing into realms untrodden. Should you find yourself ensnared by such mundane fetters, know this: A full remittance of your investment will be conjured for you if sought up to fourteen (14) days prior to The Event. However, let it be known that within the fourteen-day precipice that leads to our journey, the coffers seal, and no gold shall be returned. Choose wisely, for The Rotten Route grants no favors to the hesitant.

Culinary Considerations?

We recommend a pre-embarkation feast, for the stops on our route are more inclined to provide spirits than sustenance. Alternatively, pack your own provisions for the evening but you may leave behind nothing on your bus.

Weather Considerations?

In Michigan, even Mother Nature revels in unpredictability. Should inclement weather besiege us, an email will be dispatched on the day of the event with a rescheduled date. If this poses a conflict, a voucher for a future otherworldly tour will be your consolation.

Any queries unanswered? Reach out, but be warned: The unknown is not for the faint-hearted or the indecisive. Act swiftly, for the Rotten Route awaits.

Unearth the secrets. Embrace the darkness. Book your passage now, for the unknown waits for no one.